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The act of two straight dudes who are good friends chilling on a couch or a big bed in close proximity. Not to be confused with spooning. It's not a sexual act but rather two close friends or literal brothers who are comfortable being close to each other. Includes hugging, wrestling, play-fights, but mostly the act of being physically close in a way that isn't uncomfortable or creepy. Also when real brothers are far apart in age, the younger one wants to be physically close to his older brother. Bro-cuddling is part of Bromance, the need for two guys who like each other in a non-romantic way to be close and who feel comfortable touching each other.
David is 6 years old and scared of the storm. He went to his older brother Matt's room to hide out and for some "bro-cuddling." Matt is 17.
"My nephew hangs on me all the time. I know I'm his favorite uncle, but damn, enough with the constant bro-cuddling."
Both John and Doug are asleep on the big bean bag. John is using Doug's legs to prop up his pillow. They are not gay but they are always bro-cuddling.
"Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are doing some serious bro-cuddling on The Voice."
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Introduction to Bro Bucks:
Bro Bucks is a way to pay your bro back without actually paying your bro back. However it is not as simple as it sounds.
History of Bro Bucks:
The history of bro bucks begins sometime in the month of July in a medium sized town in Massachuesstes called Framingham. James Jacobs (no job, no money, no license, no car) had to get to get to Providence Rhode Island to hook up with his girlfriend. James could not get down to Rhode Island himself so James called his best bro Justin and asked Justin to drive him down to Rhode Island so he could hook up with his girlfriend.
When James first proposed this idea to Justin, Justin did not like the idea at all. Justin wanted some compensation from doing James such a big favor, but James (no job, no money, no license, no car) did not really have much to offer. After many many minutes on the telephone James and Justin struck a deal. James agreed to give Justin 50 bro bucks. And a new form of currency was born.
How Bro Bucks are aquired and spent:
Bro Bucks are aquired by 'being a bro'. 'Being a bro' includes any bro related favors. Some examples of being a bro are: Driving bro around, getting bro pussy, lending a bro some money, letting a bro hit your joint/blunt/bong etc. Driving your bro home if he's drunk, letting a bro copy your homework, and backing up your bro in a fight are only a few examples.
Once you acquire bro bucks you can cash them in however you wish. You can make your bro be your wingman so u wont have to talk to the ugly one, you can cop a nug from your bro, you can fishbowl your bro's car, you can get drunk at a party and make your bro whip you home(license or not). Each of these activites cost a specific amount of bro bucks which will be explained in the next section.
How much to charge your bro:
Bro Bucks is a complicated form of currency. The amount of Bro Bucks earned form 'being a bro' is dependent on two factors.
1. Inconvience to you
2. Benefit to bro
Each catergorie (inconvience to you) and (benefit to bro) is weighted on a 1-30 point scale. The two individual factors are added together to find the amount of bro bucks earned. For example driving your bro across state to get pussy would be a 30 on the inconveince scale and a 20 on the benefit scale (he didnt get in it). So when they are added together your bro owes you fifty bro bucks
Q&A with a Bro:
Q: Are bro bucks retro active for stuff i did for my bro before i heard about bro bucks?
A: Nah, bro bucks aims to start fresh
Q: Can bro bucks be earned when a bro is being a complete jerk to you?
A: Although i do not condone stranding a bro without a ride, hooking up with a bro's girlfriend, forcing and encouraging a bro drink because he's down, stealing some of your bros stuff, or otherwise being a douche, this stuff is completly seperate from bro bucks
Q: Do bro bucks have to be paid back upon the bro's request?
A: Yes, within reason. "I can't drive you home because im gonna be drinking more than you" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home; I don't have a license" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home because
my aunt just died" is a reasonable excuse.
Q: What happens if my bro and I cannot agree on how many bro bucks I owe him
A: Any disputes about how many bro bucks one has earned will be decided by the council of the bros (James, Justin, and Matthew Clements of Framingham MA, who lives across from taco bell on Rt 30 in a light blue house)
Q: If I dont wanna be a bro is there a conversion of bro bucks to U.S. dollars?
A: Yes, the conversion is $2 to one bro buck.
Q: Are bor bucks transferable fomr bro to bro?
A: No they are not. If you another bro 10 bro bucks, and a bro owes you 10 bro bucks you CANNOT just get your bro to pass on his debt to another bro that you owe.
If you have any other questions just remember this one thing:
"Dude; just be a bro"
basically everything is described up there so if you still don't know how to use bro bucks you never will
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At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
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Bro time is a “safe space” for bros to express their “feelings.” It is often the spontaneous result of bro’s night and normally occurs after consuming a case of natty ice.
The event is typically triggered by an evocative song which is familiar to all the bros. Examples include: “One” by Metallica, “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson or Pennywise’s “Bro Hymn.” After moshing and playing air guitar to their favorite song the bros will stand around and discuss “sensitive” topics such as their aversion to sexual assault (to perhaps atone for their own indiscretions), confessing to “banging” an unusually heinous woman and/or another bro’s sister, praising their father’s masculinity, entertaining the idea that you may indeed “love that slut you’ve been banging,” or conversely how that “bitch” who fucked another guy “broke your heart.” However bros will never confess to performing a bro job and thus undermine their status as a bro.
Most importantly because bro time is an activity performed by white upper middle class dudes it always occurs away from the scrutinizing eyes of women, people of color, family members, liberals, non-Christians, poor people and the disabled. It is a space where bros can be “as raw as they want to be” and where the thin ties holding together their heterosexual bro identity come dangerously close to unraveling. Nevertheless the event is always brought back to reality with a swift and manly bro hug and shots of Jagermeister.
“Yo, me and the bros totally bonded last night. That bitch Ashley broke my boy Chad’s heart and we had to chill with him. I dunno what I would do without my boys and bro time.”
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1. A just all around bro.
2. A buddy or friend.
"Yo whaddup Bro-horn you score and waves at Mavs the other day man?"
"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"
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A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.
A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"
B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."
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Bro-Vet- the coolest teller of stories of the long career, generally in the Military. The Bro-Vet is usually a Veteran in the Global War On Terrorism.
Bro-Vet’s put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.
I’m dressing in tactical pants, a tactical shirt, drinking Veteran coffee via pour over, checking my time via Gshock, oh my gosh; I’m a Bro-Vet
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