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The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.
Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!
A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.
A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.
Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat
what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both
ur parent lgbt
no us
Ethan and His Parents are whores.
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putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.
It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.
I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.
Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!
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Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?
Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
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