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step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.

I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.

by BoxedCheri February 17, 2017


Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021


parents using snapchat

Actual life-sucking torture

Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat

by FurrySanta November 23, 2016


ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018


Ethan and His Parents

whore

Ethan and His Parents are whores.

by Ethan and his parents is whore May 18, 2019

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Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.

Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!

by rhtjx November 12, 2020

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Free Range Parents

Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.

Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?

Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.

by P-Biddy January 3, 2019

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