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plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.

that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!

by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021


Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022


Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher March 25, 2014


planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.

So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...

by AskGeeser February 29, 2016


Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you

man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023


Plant een Olijfboom

Het planten van een olijfboom staat voor hoop, standvastigheid en solidariteit. Plant een Olijfboom is een daad van verzet voor rechtvaardigheid en gelijke rechten in Palestina. Tegen kolonisatie en onteigening. Het planten van olijfbomen helpt mensen hier en daar. De bomen steunen Palestijnse families financieel en tegen onteigening, evenals ze mensen warmte geven die ter herinnering of als aandenken aan een bijzonder moment een boom namens iemand laten planten. Deze olijfbomen verbinden en geven kracht.

Ik Plant een Olijfboom in Palestina.

by Falaheen November 23, 2021