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Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure
More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.
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you dip your dick in chocolate and make your partner eat it after anal sex
Honey that polish candybar was spectacular.
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Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.
My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.
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When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull your penis out of her vagina and ram it into her ass. Basically a surprise blitzkreig on the asshole.
I bent her over the table and gave her the ole Polish Princess.
Tommy got slapped when he tried to give Gloria the Polish Princess
On September 1, 1939 Germany gave Poland the Ole Polish Princess.
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When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.
I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.
I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.
They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.
(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
Has anyone else had a few Polish stalkers?
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a drink that involves copious amounts of vodka, rum and any energy drink.
holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.
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the act of reaching under the diner table and jerking off the person to your left by force ,until a chain of forced handjobs goes all the way around the table and back to you.
i was over at jims for acard game last night and his room mate tried to give me a polish twister
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