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A cat or kitten that is slightly adorable, just above normal standard but low enough that someone feels the need to give it such a modernly vulgar nickname.
Person 1: do you wanna see my cute pussy?
P. 2: uh, no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!
A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.
Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!
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A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.
I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.
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When a girl is laying down and you stomp on her pussy. Meant to be violent and painful. Coined by Joe G from Camden North Carolina.
"I'm gonna fucking pussy stomp that bitch"
A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.
"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"
Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”
When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy
“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”
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