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A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)
Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.
When somebody is unexpectedly quite physically strong. Everyone knew of the kids in highschool with down syndrome, which were incorrectly referred to as 'retarded'. Many of these kids are physically stronger than would be expected. Most of us have witnessed an event where one of these kids got in a phyiscal altercation with someone (or someTHING), whether based out of an argument or just horsing around, and the kid was surprisingly powerful.. probably stronger than anyone else at the school.
This is known as being Retard-strong.
(Term also found in the movie Clerks2, during the car ride scene back from the go-kart track)
Wow, that Billy is Retard strong!
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Someone who does not know 5x2.
Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
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Retardation when seen in a group of people, this strain of retardation seems to be quite prevalent in 80% of the dota community.
noob: Dam u suk att d0ta, u liek dat cok eh, gulp gulp
noob 2: lolololol
pro: looks like you guys are afflicted with group retardation, you should seek help at playdota.com
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Someone who is {fat} and {retarded}. Not very bright and not physically fit.
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The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.
Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
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A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.
Me: Shelly is a dumbass.
Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.
Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.
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