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Someone who does not know 5x2.
Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
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Retardation when seen in a group of people, this strain of retardation seems to be quite prevalent in 80% of the dota community.
noob: Dam u suk att d0ta, u liek dat cok eh, gulp gulp
noob 2: lolololol
pro: looks like you guys are afflicted with group retardation, you should seek help at playdota.com
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Someone who is {fat} and {retarded}. Not very bright and not physically fit.
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The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.
Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
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A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.
Me: Shelly is a dumbass.
Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.
Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.
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It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.
Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.
Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard
“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”
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