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when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.
D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?
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Getting through a particularly difficult situation without getting caught or suffering the consequences that most others suffer.
Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.
The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
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When someone of a non-African American decent, accidentally says the n-word late at night with little to no people around to confirm the use of the word.
“Jayden called me the n-word yesterday”, “Man, what a Bradley’s Slip-Up!”
When your finger accidentally, or "accidentally", slips through the toilet paper while wiping your ass. The booty-hole should be caressed or penetrated. Often accompanied by a soft, yet gratified, giggle-moan.
My coworker exited the bathroom with a Cheshire smile after a Flava Finger Slip.
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Yet another way to acquire COVID-19. The virus remaining quite viable in the trailing air behind someone walking, running or cycling.
What the fuck! Now I've gotta run 6 miles behind some shit-bag who 'might' be Wu-Flu infected to avoid the deadly Slip-Stream Exposure?
I fuckin quit...
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When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.
Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?
Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.
Duder 1: nivr
Duder 2: what the fuck?
Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys
Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
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When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.
I can't wait until Miley Cyrus has a Freudian nipple slip.
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