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When a man ejaculates on another man's cock and he proceeds to use it as lube to fuck his partner
Did you two enjoy the slippery hotdogs last night?
The act of giving a handjob to a freshly-slopped penis.
Yeah, she totally gave me the slippery rodgers last night.
What one experiences due to the Mandela effect
When I could not find my third grade teacher's name on the class roster from 20 years ago I knew I was experiencing slipperiality.
When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
Sucking penis without closing your mouth all the way allowing saliva to flow out.
The bed was soaked after that slippery slop last night.
Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends