delete some beers

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

On some James shit

When someone is acting in a way that no one else would, being super extra, weird. Some say there is no way to define it.

James kept calling us bafoons earlier, he was on some James shit

crack some crab

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears

Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.

Want some gum?

Game, usually played in a locker room or sports setting, in which one gets a friend or teammate to look down at their exposed scrotum by saying," Want some gum?" If they look they get kicked in the ass numerous times and you get to call them gay for a long time.

At a therapist office.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.

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Win some medals

New code word for smoking weed, thanks to Michael Phelps, who won a record number of gold medals while blazed.

"Hey Johnny, wanna go win some medals?"
"Fo sho, let me go get my bong"

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some sort of cunt

A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.

"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"

"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"

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hammer some bush

1) to engage in heterosexual intercourse

It's Friday night and I want to hammer some bush.

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