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A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.
"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."
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The notion of presenting three grand social activities for the night.
Definitely Spring, Summer, and Autumn. I say we do speedboat rides, then watch the movie, then have a campfire.
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It is a ton of rich assholes who spend their time drinking Busch on flotillas with their wake surfing boats while the police don't give a flying fuck, that a bunch of 15-18 year olds are drinking on 150,000$ boats in the Harbor. Other then that it is a calm and small place where the locals all so called townies (crackheads) walk around and do nothing besides look at the rich peoples boats and wish they were wealthy.
Harbor Springs MI is a wealthy place
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When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.
That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness
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Titties that are so perfect that they can be only seen on the days of srping break (this will depend on school or work)
Yo this woman had some spring break titties and they were gods grace
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The sex position you use after a long sweaty no shower hike through the Australian desert. Crack her legs up like an oyster and begin enjoying the delicacy that is the the sweaty and fishy mess in the shell.
Man 1: Me and Sharon went up to see Uluru and after the hike down when we got to camp I put cracked open the Alice Springs Oyster
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When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.
Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?
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