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Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.

The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.

by TheRedMistScribe February 5, 2012

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social suicide

The act of doing something shameful and embarrassing in a public or social setting. (i.e. crying, overreacting, joining mathletes, or wearing crocs)

Person 1: Did you hear Sebastion committed social suicide?
Person 2: What did he do?
Person 1: He cried in geometry class because the teacher threatened to call his mom.
Person: Wow! That is bad!!!

by Mexican Junp Roper November 13, 2017

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drive by suicide

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.

Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

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Suicide Diarrhea

To have diarrhea so painful, either through burning, squirting, or plastering your porcelain throne with feces. During this process, the pain drives you to thoughts of suicide or wishing you were dead, hence suicide.

Joe: Where's Ted?

Tim: He is cowering in bed after the suicide diarrhea of a lifetime.

by Wolffe620 October 2, 2011

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suicide biscuit

when a group of men ejaculate on a biscuit and the last one that cums has to eat it.

endurance is a negative when playing suicide biscuit.

by walms August 27, 2008

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suicide ball

Knob attached to steering wheels to allow for faster movement and easier single handed operation. Also makes it easy to spin car out of control. Used by truckers and hand control users.

I get to drive using hand controls and a suicide ball.

by el vatoloco July 13, 2006

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Suicide Girls

SuicideGirls is a website that features erotica and text profiles of goth, punk, and emo -styled young women who themselves are known as the "SuicideGirls". It also functions as an online community with member profiles and message boards, and features interviews with major figures in popular and alternative culture. Access to most of the site requires a paid membership. Many similarly themed websites have since appeared elsewhere on the world wide web.
Missy Suicide was the founder.
To apply to be a suicide girl, or to become a member of their site (to be able to view the pictures) you have to be atleast 18 years of age, older in some places.

What website are you on?
Suicide Girls of course!!

When I'm older I'm going to become a Suicide Girl.

SG panties!!

by Helen Ashton October 31, 2006

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