Jackson Tax

a penalty by which not knowing something leads you on path to something entirely wrong

should you want to look up how to say something in french, but accidentally search the word 'fresh' and end up spending your time studying the various ways fresh is used, the time spend could be considered a Jackson Tax

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tax

1) To cruise from party to party for the purpose of smoking and drinking, and doing so for a long period of time; preferably an entire night or even week.
2) To expend all your energy on having sex with a partner.

Origins are found in collecting tributary beers and bong hits, as is customary in the code of hospitality.

"We definitely taxed campus on Spree Day."

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tax deduction

A name for annoying children, generally in an urban setting where they are not generally tolerated.

Take your filthy little tax deductions out of Manhattan and back to Jersey where they belong.

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Stupid Tax

Legal fees paid to an attorney to get you acquitted or a plea deal for minor criminal conduct such as public intoxication, DUI or simple possession.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear that Bob got busted last night for DUI?

Friend 2: Oh yeah? Guess he'll have to pay the stupid tax to some criminal attorney.

Attorney: I can get you a plea deal or go to trial on that weed bust but you'll have to pay $2500 for the stupid tax first.

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toyota tax

Usually a old corolla or supra ect. Basically drug money for a regular car . *wink*

My ae86 jdm corolla is worth 20grand!

I know what i have .. must be that darned toyota tax

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Fap tax

Paying the fap tax is when you subscribe to a streamer on twitch which will allow you to loudly fap from then on. Not paying the fap tax will result in a ban. So silent faping is the way to go if you cant subscribe.

Ex: "dude i cant fap like this", "just pay the fap tax and you will be fine"

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fry tax

when buying fast food for a friend that has no money, it's the the process of taxing your friend by taking a small percentage of their fries as a payment

Russell fry taxed Pierre after their trip to McDonald's and took half of his fries!

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