Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine
Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin
Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”
The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
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Fuckin fat headed crackhead looking maggot who sucks his own spunk out of his willy
Brad noremberg
Foenem caught Brad ass gettin' off the bus
I know Brad mad asl he probably tired of us
But when I die, find Brad a$$and I'ma beat 'em up
“We smoking on this Brad pack in Paris”
His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
The shit you take after being arse fucked
Give me a minute, I've got a spunky brad brewing. I've been a real cum dump today