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David, originates from Hebrew meaning 'God of Men' and is made famous through popular tellings of the Bible. However David's or Davii (pronounced 'Day-Vye') in modern times are considered typical trashy humans. Although usually seeming straight in their sexual orientation they can often have rampant homosexual outbreaks in which they are usually shunned for by The Boys. Davii are generally crap at banter and will only be found drinking Warm Purple Goannas at partys and later shitting green muk during gaynal as a result or the drinks side effects.
J-Mac: Do you know that guy David that keeps trying to hang wit da boiiz?
Jo-fish: Yeah bro, he's a gay cunt!
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An arrogant douche , who has a small penis
"David has a small Weiner"
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ok like this kid is straight up weird , once he had a jewfro like 60 feet tall , like king kong laid his ballsack on this teenagers head and it was sooooo anoying to look at like you would follow him with scissors and once he got antiqued and he got so pissed that he punched a door , like it was a hobo you see goin through your gabage looking good underwear to shit in , and all in all hes a good guy but damn , you do NOT want piss him off like he will judge you like he was god him self , like he will call you every name in the urban dictionary , and this kid is on habbo hotel like every moment of his life revolves around that game and another thing , hes never pulled of the shit , no not one girlfriend thats on facebook and is not a bbacon bitch , hes still my bro and i get by it
that kid needs to stop being a david
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A David seems like a really awesome guy, he makes you think that you could love him and possibly share your life with him, that you could possibly want him to father your children, that you might just be important enough to him for him to learn to love again and be a gentel human being. He is full of shit. A David is an ass licker, a butt kisser, a semi gay, and extreme sexual deviant. A david likes to look at kitty porno and shove extacy pills up his butt. A david is a jack ass and should never be one of your closest friends. He is a waiste of oxygen, he should have never been created.
REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.
ex) " Hey baby i think your helping me fall in love again""i want to grow old with you and have your babys" all the while in his head" haha you stupid beotch i cheated on you, and i hit on all your girl friends, oh ya i even fucked one while you were in florida for your dads funeral muwhahahaha"
ya david is a dick.
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He is a very weird kid, yet funny. He thinks he gets girls by getting tits on chattroulette. He has an abnormally small dick. He loves black women. He is suckish at WoW and getting tits.
Zach: David you have a chode. Miah will never love you.
David: FUCK!
Emerson: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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