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An idiot who doesn't understand things very well
Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!
Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.
There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.
Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!
A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.
Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.
1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn
1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.
If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.
I wish I had a loaf in my life