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A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.
I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.
When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.
Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.
It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.
The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.
The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
Northern charm and Southern efficiency
“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”