Corona-bona

An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.

Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.

Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....

Corona cock

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.

Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?

Corona-worrier

A person who cares a bit too much for the corona virus and who it has killed. Most common in the elderly, people with anxiety, and many others.

All those corona-worriers knocked all the stores plain out of stock!