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Typically a gay guy with a monster chode, that has divorced parents and is a furry.
Guy #1: That guy over there kinda looks like he's trying to be a cat, is he a furry or something
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Hayden I also heard he's packing 1 inches length and 5 inches girth.
Hayden is somewhat funny and kind but can also wake up and choose violence. Although he's funny and kind, never take that as an opportunity to fuck with him. Never underestimate him. Your either on his good side or his bad side. When your on his bad side you stay there until he knows the real you, and if your still you then oh well you stay on the bad side.
"He's a Hayden, that's what he is"
Hayden knows his way around a mans lips. Hes not scared to do sexual things with men and is half of the time depressed.
Hayden kissed me then became emo because I said I didnt like it.
A very very sexy male with a big tollie that will make a girl cry in bed. His tollie is so big that even horses look up to his tollie. So if you know a hayden invite him over coz he will surely make you satisfied in bed.
Boy: is that Hayden?
Girl: yes but I like to call him daddy becoz he made me cum in less then a second
A sexy young boy with a big tollie that will make you cry I bed so if your know a hayden take him to your bedroom because he will surely make you cum in seconds
Boy: Is that Hayden?
Girl :Yes the boy with the biggest tollie in the world
Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.
Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.