tea bag

latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.

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tea room

a public men's restroom used for homosexual activity

That faggot wanted to take me to a tea room.

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shroom tea

A way to ingest wordshrooms/word.

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Slice Tea

Ice tea, owned by Slice.

Slice's friend (Duc Huy Edison): "Man, I'm thirsty, gimme some of that Slice Tea."

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manly tea

Manly tea is the act of quaffing back sturdy strong and virile tea with another testosterone-rich human. The tea should be consumed in an area close to a welding bench, woodsaw, and other tools. A finish of sawdust is comparable to the crema of coffee, and the quality of tea can thus be assessed by the character and density of the sawdust finish. The cup should be heavily marked by grease from a machine or bicycle chain.

A Manly Tea includes some of the following fine ferocious constructions:

Iron-filing Tea.
Beer Tea.
Man-cave Mineral-Rich Tea.
Limestone and Granite Glacial Tea.

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sexy tea

Its like the greatest food ever, can be bought from turkish black markets, full of viagra,
and also means that it is the sexiest and tastiest thing ever

- that is sexy tea

- robbo, your sexy tea

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tea party

A group of people who are ineffectual at their job because they are not paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing

The outfielders didn't catch the pop fly because they were standing around having a tea party.

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