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dude tube

a hallow tube that you fill with dryer sheets and exhale smoke (usually of the mary jane type) so your apartment doesnt smell like weed or your parents dont catch you also is called an asshole

Joe: dude lets blaze
Mark: wait man where is the dude tube?
Joe: o shit yeah dont wanna smell the place up

by Matt Marx October 3, 2007

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Tube Tied

When you have to sleep with a sleep apnea mask, and during the night you roll over onto your tubes and flatten them so you don’t get your air anymore. This results in being very tiered and embarrassed in the morning.

Man… I am really falling asleep today. I rolled over and Tube Tied myself last night.

by RTFF September 9, 2011

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Nazi-Tube

1. Someone who puts up racist comments against Any race because they can't stand their own life.

2. What youtube turns into when people decide to act like slavery and WW2 is still happening.

LivingHumanoidInterf
This is why everyone hates niggers.

KenDzel2 @LivingHumanoidInterf
What the fuck is wrong with you?!!! This is why "Niggers" hate the dumb white guy who can't learn to destinguish one person from an entire race. Why the fuck would one black man make you hate us entirely. Fuckin hate racist people.

LivingHumanoidInterf @KenDzel2
Who cares what niggers hate? I hardly even care about the opinions of humans, why would I care about what apes think?

KenDzel2 @LivingHumanoidInterf
It's real easy to call someone an ape on youtube isnt it? Do you finally feel tough? I guess your fear of black people decipates after you've sayed nigger a few times on the computer huh? Well, I could stay here and rant but I have better things to do than argue with a Nazi.

(Actual argument I had with a Nazi on Nazi-Tube.....Nothing edited)

by Some 15 year old black kid... March 31, 2010

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The guiding tube

A long tube fit over the penis to guide it into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.

by Buhdi February 6, 2011

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tube

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

by Brendan October 6, 2003

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tube sock

what you use on your junk.

in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"

by Mike February 13, 2004

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Thistle Tube

loser, jerk, scientific nerd

Did you see that thistle tube studying science over there? What a loser!!

Mike cheated on me!! Hes such a thistle tube!

by Claire Brooke Smith December 23, 2010

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