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When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.
“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
“Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”
“Yeah bro!”
A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.
Is that your girlfriend?
No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.
A wife that is forced to anally and vaginally consume thousands of berries daily.
Tommy can’t wait to get home to his Berry Wife.
My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now
can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
Errol Wife
Mi love you world without end Empress can't wait to see you when I-Man forward❤️❤️
She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.
A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.
After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.