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it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.
urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
When you realize that almost half of the definitions on this page are written by people for 2 decades without logging in or even more in the time period in which you are reading this definition.
"UD user douchybag defines Urban Graveyard"
"Disappears as the decades go on"
"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"
Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.
That boy's an urban toff
An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer
Noun, a car or vehicle built for performance uses, using only cheap, hack job, and/or rigged techniques while still getting the optimal outcome.
"Hey, did you see Nathan's new car? That ham-fisting hackster's 1974 toyota corolla is a total urban-derilect"
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When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
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