ur auld lady

Usually said by Shane Dolan the man himself. Usully meaning 'Mother' or 'mammy' xx

"Who were you with last ni?"

"Ur auld lady x"

Ur fish a bish

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramps a tramp, and ur sister a mister combined.

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: UR FISH A BISH
Person 1: (implodes)

ur fake bro

When one lies about something in particular then they are fake.
When the subject a person or thing is incorrect u can then call them out for being fake bro.

Jake: Yo, i got my ankle fixed.

Grayson: Ur fake bro kys!

Jake:freaking heck!!
brokenankel fake gay jake grayson

ur mum gae

If somehow you survived this verbal beating then congratulations, you are one of 7, 697, 699, 099 people that have surpassed the ultimate test of sanity. If not, you have a 99% + 1% chance of being a janitor at Applebee’s. If you are lucky enough to live outside of Donald Trump Land, then you become the fragrance that your dead Grandparents used to put on. Goodluck.

Person 1; ur mum gae

Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*

Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*

Person 1: gottem

Ur fetus a deletus

The world destroyer of worst words, even greater than 'ur mum gay', 'ur dad lesbian', 'ur granny a tranny', 'ur grandpap a trap', 'ur sister a mister', and 'ur brother a mother'. Only to be used in the most dire sitiluations.

Dave: ur mum gay lol
Franklin: no u
Dave: ur dad lesbian
Franklin: ur granny a tranny
Dave: ur grandpap a trap
Franklin: ur sister a mister
Dave: ur brother a mother
Franklin: ur fetus a deletus
Dave: *features first in top ten anime betrayals*

ur ancestors molestors

Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny if they had an incest engrossed orgy.

Benjamin: I thought I told your bitch ass to fuck off

Ryan: Yeah, well, ur mum gay

Benjamin: Oh yeah? ur ancestors molestors

(Ryan causes a second Big Bang within the Soloar System)

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Ur dad lesbian

An ironic statement, demeaning towards your dad. It implies he is a lady(or a sissy) and enjoys the company of other like-minded individuals.

Guy: ur mum gay

You deeply inhale
You: Ur dad lesbian!
Ground burns, oxygen depletes.

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