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Milk With Blood, Milk That Only Vampires Can Drink
The Vampire Drinks A Ton Of Vampire Milk When He Dosent Want To Go Look For Blood
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A subculture similar to goth. Members are usually dark outsiders in society, which is why they identify with vampires, who are also dark outsiders. Usually dress in black with hints of neon colours.
I'm a vampire kid! I don't fit in anywhere, but maybe the vamps will understand meh
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When a person puts their nose in the crook of their elbow of their batting arm in softball. This stance gives the effect of intimidating eyes to the pitcher and acts as a hilarious distraction to the rest of the team!
Mid-life Crisis Guy: "Hey, look Vampira is up to bat"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"
Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"
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To go down on a girl who is on her period. Named so because of the combination of both egg and blood.
Hey honey, I know you're on the rag, but I'm in the mood for a vampire's breakfast.
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Someone Who's Heavily Into The Whole Vampyre Scene, Wears Anything, Like Victorian Stuff Or Leather Trench Coats. Often Buys Fangs, Or Gets Them Cut.... Some Are Even Born With Them
They Also Have A Love For Blood, And A Lot Of Them Are Fond Of The Whole Bite Neck Thing.
Music Taste, Same As All Goths Or Often Even Chavs... They're Not Fussed To Be Honest.
Some Actually Follow The Vamperic Religion, Although I Don't Know Much About It.
What The Fuck You Doing Hunter... You Bloody Turning Into A Vampire Goth Or Something?
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When a man eats out a woman when she is on her period.
Harry: Hey sammy can i eat you out?
Sammy: Yeah, but im on my period...
Harry:Thats okay i love VAMPIRE SNACKS.
Sammy: Great lets go!
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What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!
Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"
Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."
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