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When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth
she really stinks...
yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans
A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
A person who only eats plants.
Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer
Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit
Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us
Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you
*Gets a fork and knife*
Carl: AHHHHHHH
Leo: Nom
Pronoun
- a homosexual who happens to be a vegan
- a homosexual raping a vegan
Hey Homo-vegan!
ugh.. you're such a homo-vegan!
Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.
Militant vegans who will ostracize their vegan friends who stray from the fold.
"We'll keep our newfound love of cheese to ourselves. We wouldn't want the vegan mafia to find out"