vegan steakhouse

Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.

Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.

Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.

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sugar vegan

Slang term used to call someone with diabetes

Moe isn't injecting heroine hes injecting insulin hes a sugar vegan

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Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.

How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.

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Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

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Vegan leather

When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth

she really stinks...

yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans

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Vegan

A person who only eats plants.

Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer

Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit

Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us

Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you

*Gets a fork and knife*

Carl: AHHHHHHH

Leo: Nom

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Homo-vegan

Pronoun
- a homosexual who happens to be a vegan
- a homosexual raping a vegan

Hey Homo-vegan!

ugh.. you're such a homo-vegan!

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