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The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!
The act of giving somone usually called oscar cross a wedgie so hard they poo themselves
Lucas: oscar its pooey wedgie time!
Oscar: NOOOOOOO
When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.
"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"
The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.
When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.
Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.
A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.
Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!