Next next week

Not next week but the week after.

"You actually can come over today because i'm not getting my hair cut till next next week."

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One week wonder

A song that will debut at the top of the charts, then disappear from the top 10 the next week.

Guy number one: "OMG That song that was number one last week isn't on the top 10 anymore"

Girl We got our selves a one week wonder

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28 Weeks Later

The sequel to the somewhat decent 28 Days Later. Lacks much of the style of the first movie, instead focusing on tension and lots of screaming and running away.

It should be noted that 99% of this film seems to have been shot in the dark. Not like "hey it's a little hard to see" but more like Blair Witch Project-style pitch blackness. Annoying as hell, if you ask me.

Hey did you see 28 Weeks Later?

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Taco bye week

A Taco bye week is a term in fantasy football for a matchup with an opponent in your league who doesn't pay attention to their team. This causes the person to leave in players who are on a bye week or injured and not playing, leaving you with an easy win. Origin of the term is the FX comedy The League, in which the character Taco is infamous for not paying attention to his team all season or knowing anything about football.

Half of Louis's team is on bye or injured, so it looks like it's a Taco bye week for me.

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slap ass week

On oct 13-20th, you can slap ( or grab) anyone’s ass

Hey, it’s national slap ass week!

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first week euphoria

First week euphoria is the term used to describe the feelings of elation you experience during the first week of giving up something you are addicted to. You feel happier and more confident during the first seven days, before 'hitting the wall' on the eighth day and probably giving up trying.

James (8th January, 2009): Still given up the booze?
Jonas: Nupe, didn't make it past first week euphoria, I'm on the piss tonight!

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One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.

Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

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