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Mad pussy gainer through his gay cycling. Ploughs through women on the daily
Girl 1: Tom Owens
Girl 2: Same
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English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.
Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
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Thiccest girl ever. A girl you wanna make a porno with and ride her all night until you cum in her mouth
“Look it’s Mackenzie Owen”
“Yo I wanna fuck her so bad with her big ass”
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Owen Cooper is awesome. He is a guy you can trust. When you date him you will find him to be loyal, accepting, and caring. You will fall in love with him and he will support you, never use you or take advantage of you. He is sensitive, tall, handsome, and well built. He is great in bed.
It’s hard to forget since Owen Cooper gave you so much to remember.
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an absolute stud who pulls many many women, owns Canada Goose and designer clothes like the weapon he is. PLUS a big massive willy
Jake: that guy is so sexy he must be Owen Brew
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A term referencing passing gas under the covers. <generica> yeah it's when you fart under the covers and then you force the other person's head under the covers. my ex and i used to do it to each other all the time.
Touche.
Doctor 7 is not my boyfirnd anymore because he made our bed an enormous Dutch owen.
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owen and aroa are the best couple. they are a good match because they are both self centered, and show offs. But they both are out going and can be good friends. Aroa and owens are pretty short people. they also like to travel. seth, trevor. evin, dave and gabe are not a good match with an aroa. lily, penelopy and courtneys are not good with owens! but the best couple is aroa and owen.
owen and aroa are the best couple -by lily tray owen+aroa
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