A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.
That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.
A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!
When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."
Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?
An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo