Random
Source Code
Random
An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake
Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake
Deepest most relatable lyrics ever sung
Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr
Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr!
When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
Involves a group of men in a line, with the leader ejaculating into the adjacent man’s mouth. The men pass the cum from mouth to mouth, with the objective of not spilling any, until it reaches the last individual who is blindfolded and must guess correctly the original cum source!
Last night me and the boys got crazy last night and played a round of cum whispers
A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token
"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"