The worst breed of human to exist. Mainly found in Gen Alpha. Why do ipad kids exist
Kid: Can i have my ipad so i can watch Skibidi toilet?
Dad: no you are an ipad kid fuck you
xiomara
xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one
talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology
he probably is and ipad
“OMG GUYS XIOMI IS AN IPAD KID”, Said mape
a kid who coughs and walks around like a fucking baby. A kid who sharts on ipads And likes jahvon coming out as gay on his old tiktok.
A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
“Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”