Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

Time to Ghost

When you are in the middle seat of an suv with a guy named Pablo and a friend passing a blunt and blowing fat thick clouds

“Gotta go! Time to ghost with mindi”

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

Tavern Time

What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.

"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"

Timed drawing test

Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key

Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test