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Yo mom
Person 1:yo mom is so fat shes part of both Sides of the family.
Person 2:stfu
a word everyone has used to offend people with
yo mom so fat,we took a picture of her last summer and its still printing!
Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.
You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!
When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!