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we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
A girl saying they're your literal "mother."
Girl: OMG ur literally my son!
Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.
National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"
"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"
You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day
Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below
Your mom gay
Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate
You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"