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cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013


Fat Cheese

A person who is Obese and who tends to be annoying on some occasions. These people can be really nice one day and horrible on the other.

I spoke to him today and he was being an asshole! What a Fat Cheese!

by Dazme October 6, 2022


Get that cheese

A. To get Money
B. To give Money
C. To make Money

That wakadoo has to get that cheese!

by Captain Rooster April 7, 2021


Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 6, 2010


Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.

Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.

by @gordonramseyofficial September 10, 2012


Cheese stick Torture

When a friend shoving a Cheese stick far up another friends ass as a form of punishment (platonically)

"James did you here about Jessica getting cheese stick Torture 😱"

by Crusty Dorito Nike shoe September 10, 2022


Chili Cheesed

To "dip" out on paying someone. To straight up embarrass someone. To act a fool.

"Dude you totally chili cheesed Hop City after the tournament was over."

"Dude you chili cheesed that dude about getting weird."

"We got weird and chili cheesed last night."

by hopcity February 26, 2012