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So what you’re saying is...

Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.

Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”

Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”

Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022


You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.

You know what band really sucks?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020


You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024


What's the drip

What's the drip is a super cool way to tell people what's up, you'll feel like a true bro after using "da power of the drip".
Enjoy the respect the peasents give you after you say it.

Super cool man: Yo guys what's the drip broskies
Peasents: **he's so friggin cool**

by SinMoon February 18, 2021


What does Amelia mean?

in the Latin original.Its germatic Root name,so it means .WORK.

You:Uh oh im gonna be late for amelia!
Friend:What does amelia mean?
You:Work..IM REALLY LATE NOW BYE!\

by Amelia Feger June 24, 2021


What the Sav?

A way to call out the savage action of your friend.

"You showed him that bad picture of me? What the sav?"

by Tanulka January 26, 2016


What if'ism

What if'ism is the historical narrative which is intended to replace modern historians "blame history" which is intended to explain "what if" we didn't do something to elaborate on the lesser evil chosen as a form of prevention against a larger evil.

Modern historians and social activist blame the British and Canadian governments for bombing German cities in World War 2. Without these bombings, German industry would have rampaged and possibly shifted the tide losing us the war costing millions of lives.

Joe: Did you hear about the bombings in Germany during WW2? What our government did was stupid.

Chad: Ever heard of what if'ism, if we didn't do that we would have lost the war dumb-ass.

by Historical-Jack February 4, 2022