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Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

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like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*

by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020

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Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!

A term that is used in the show Family Guy: Hockey Cop.

Peter Griffin: Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!

by Matthew678 January 10, 2019


1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store

andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?

Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.

by [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ September 28, 2021

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HAHA CAR GO VROOM VROOM ZOOM DRIFT SKRRT BOOM WOOOSH

HAHA CAR GO VROOM VROOM ZOOM DRIFT SKRRT BOOM WOOOSH

HAHA CAR GO VROOM VROOM ZOOM DRIFT SKRRT BOOM WOOOSH

by B05S_D0ritoz June 7, 2022


when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 18, 2020

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how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 5, 2007

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