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OpposingFork's cum sock comes from a long line of opposingfork's cum sock ancestors, it is smelly but has a pleasant taste to it, only made by fork in syria 100% bio and natural fork cum in smelly caveman sock. Only 10 SYP
OpposingFork's cum sock, never dissapoints a wonderfull delicacy 100% would try again! <--- satisified costumer
A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.
The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."
"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.
Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
Blowing bubbles with cum
I heard Jake was cum bubbling last nigh
When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.
I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.