floss like water

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food

“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

“Did that burger floss like water?”

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

bent like a harley

When you are extremely upset with something

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"

felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.

"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"

like a slice of marble loaf

The thing is "alright" or just "okay"

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly

smelling like a snake

If you have basic knowledge, snakes smell with there toung.

Dorian: Look at that girl over there .
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.

Like, The heck?

It's what you say when you see something that's literally a heck of a Nice thing or an unexpected something that you saw,

I did not believe that in the news, Like, The heck?