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What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.
Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.
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A bald man who's big ass hits e-stops and doesn't know it. Also a bald man who is uncircumcised and also called a aardvark for short. Walks on his tippy toes and swings his arms like a baboon.
Look there goes big butt bob ass hitting e-stops, walking like a baboon with a uncircumcised dick.
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A greasy redneck sexual activity, where one wears long tube socks, a wife-beater shirt and 'whoops and hollers' for the duration of the copulation. Usually involves unnatural thrusting, and posturing that invokes humiliation.
She awoke in the morning, sore in the thigh and reeking of pork rhinds and Southern Butt Sex.
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An exclamation of the utmost frustration, combining elements of British and American slash-slang, and is not meant as a slur to gays or Brits.
"Bloody butt-fucking homework!"
"That bloody butt-fucking teacher!"
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to vishously fuck the butt while dumping the womans head in the toilet.
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BUTT-dump-ed
-noun
1.
deeply unpleasant act, unless asked per request.
-verb
1.
disruptive action; it involves a surprise attack on the derriere.
2.
almost always male-on-male, in this context.
Billy-Bob: "My butt hurts."
Halle: "One too many squats?"
Billy-Bob: "No, I do buns & thighs on Tuesdays."
Halle: "Hmmm, sorry my friend, but it sounds like you've been..... butt-dumped."
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To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.
Hey man, you should police your butt.
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