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An ugly straw basket that is worn over the shoulder that English teachers wear.
The Grandmother wore a Ratan Basket Bag.
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Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.
That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.
You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.
Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?
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The principal that in a group of three or more people, there will always be at least one deuche bag.
Dude, I'd love her friends, but the deuche bag effect kicked my ass.
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when a guy takes a garbage bag full of cum and beats the fuck out of a girl he dosent want to live anymore. Sometimes the garbage bag can be full or half full, 20 gallons of cum... savor the moment...
dude i just bag o' juiced that girl.
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The generic face made when removing a full, heavy bag of trash from a trash can. Generally entails a neck swivel of at least 90º to the left or right, slightly agape mouth (with top row of teeth showing), heavily squinted or almost completely shut eyes, and crinkled nose.
Although this face is a typical reflex to emptying a trash can, it is often commonly used when reacting to a disturbing/gross image or video, rejecting a member of the opposite sex, or hearing a particularly moronic statement from a close friend.
Tim was talking to Jay about their plans for the weekend when Jay said, "I hope we can go to the beach, I love playing in the snow." Tim then gave him the trash bag face and went about his day.
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Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
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Speachless.
As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
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