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Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".
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A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!
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Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,
One card short of a full deck
That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
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A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.
Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.
that one got my cock throbbing
idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"
Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois
When your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
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