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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022


Al friend

A friend who is an app

“I just downloaded an Al friend”

Cool👍😎”

by ⛈Storm⛈ February 7, 2021


Baltazaar's Furry Friends

After traveling together for several months, Krille, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had formed a tight-knit bond. They had been through many adventures and had always been there to support each other in times of need.

One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.

Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.

At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.

Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.

Eventually, Krille made the decision to leave the trio and join Baltazaar's group permanently. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were heartbroken, but they knew that they couldn't force Krille to stay.

As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.

Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.

And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.

(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely

friends at a new school has been defined :)

by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 17, 2017


In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 3, 2012


best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017


A friend for life

Eline

"What do you call someone you can talk to about anything, who has a great attitude and view on life, and someone who is just as fun to be around til hverdags og til fest, like a friend for life?", "Eline", "ah, of course, thanks!"

by Marikkens July 2, 2023