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A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's
Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner
I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!
He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.
Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat
Bro 2: cum sizzle
Bro 1: sizzles some cum
The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
When you cum so hard your glasses fall off.
Damn I super intergalactic cum every week said Jennifer