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Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old
"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.
What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom
"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
Sexy, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, lovable, funny, perfect. Only Mikaela could have a mom so great
Guy 1: She is BHAD
Guy 2: That’s because she’s Mikaela’s mom!