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The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
When you suck at a video game.
Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.
That one kid in school who wears a peacoat and flat cap of some sort. They are usually shady characters and are quiet but pretty chill if you know them. Don't ever mess with their friends or you'll find a group of them waiting around a corner for you. They always tend to be Irish or Arab.
Bailey: You seen that guy Benjamin? He's a peacoat kid.
Jason: Yeah, he looks like he'd ambush me after dark and shoot me to death with a revolver or something fancy like that.
literally the koolest kid on the block! definitely ur best friend for life
Danni: "Hey! Have you seen Kool kid Sasha?"
Skiff: "Yeah! She's really cool!"