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to joke, jest, pull one's leg
"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."
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A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.
Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.
Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
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Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.
He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"
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Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.
Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."
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The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.
Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"
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when there isn't anything going on, so you and a few buddies get really drunk and hook up in a hot tub, but none of you remember the next morning.
you-"the party got canceled tonight. What are we gonna do?"
friend-"i dont know, looks like it could just be another one of those hot tub nights."
why does no one love me is a phrase you might not know come from. If said it means you’re unpopular, you’re not likable, or you’re name is a bad one like Sedon!!! If you’re names Sedon you’re most likely both of those things and that is why no one will ever like or love you and that is why you were kicked out your refrigerator you call home
Why does no one love me? -Sedon