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The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
Where you go down on someone with the intent to make them orgasm. Then once they have, come up for air before diving back down with the twice the intention in order to give them an earth shattering secondary orgasm
Girl 1: but what's so special about him?
Girl 2: oh you have no idea, he is a professional at the double down.
Girl 1: oh damn! You lucky cow!
Guy 1: oh man, the thing with my girl is, she's a double down champ.
Guy 2: oh shit seriously? How the fuck does that even work?
Guy 1: I dunno man, but it's so hot, she leaves me completely spent.
When someone is trying their hardest for a girl (offering to buy them things, etc.) when she doesn't like you back.
Bilal: kaede ill buy you nitro
kaede: thanks fat shit
ttv: stop dicking down bilal
bilal: saj lets have matching hello kitty pfps
saj: ew no your weird
bilal: please bb
ttv: stop dicking down bilal
For instance sayin im tellin ya straight facts or im lettin you know facts!
gurl u better bag this nigga im puttin ya down hytb😂
Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove